|—||me every time there is a cat regardless of the situation (via thebeatingofourhearts)|
I present to you a cautionary tale.
If you ever feel like you’ve screwed up, just remember that in 1348 the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went back to Scotland, and killed half their own population.
Danger. The emergency destruct system is now activated. The ship will detonate in T-minus ten minutes. The option to override automatic detonation expires in T-minus five minutes.
“I may be a bastard, but I’m not a fucking bastard”
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off
I’ve been playing cat simulator lately and it’s pretty fun